February 2012
Food on my dash
kaleidoscope-of-your-dreams:
Me:
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight out of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
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January 2012
I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call...
stopdroptroll:
domics:
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,
you fucking feel like Moses.
Let my people reblog.
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
“Memories and thoughts age, just as people do. But certain thoughts can never...”
– Haruki Murakami (via salveo)
Watchgodthesefuckinglips:
marry me
wtfxomg35 asked: Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! ♥♥♥♥
le-dafthouse-with-skrillmau5-de asked: Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! ♥♥♥♥
lil-cal-strider-deactivated2012 asked: Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! ♥♥♥♥:DDD
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
heyfunniest:
satisfactorydreams asked: Campaign make a person happy: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved! ♥♥♥♥
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Reblog this if you AREN'T a total asshole who...
insidemyrainboweyes:
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
I was the one being bullied!
